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I was thinking they would make good planters, if the
top can come off, or more amusing take the wings
off them, attach them to a roller-coaster and watch
the crew gamely try to distribute cups of hot coffee
and the complementary lemon-scented napkins.
But seriously, they might be more of use
in states
with the death penalty, or any euthanasia
organisation.
The Euthanasia Coaster
https://www.youtube...watch?v=eKmKLZOAT38
[Voice, Aug 19 2019]
Yes, the top can come off
https://en.wikipedi...Airlines_Flight_243
[lurch, Aug 19 2019]
a slur on the innocent profession of clowning
https://www.bbc.com...s/business-51058929
[pertinax, Jan 10 2020]
Commuter train de-crowder
Commuter_20train_20de-crowder
Simple, yet elegant [8th of 7, Jan 13 2020]
[link]
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//complementary lemon-soaked napkins// - do they all have matching designs? |
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You'd have to ask Arthur Dent... |
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My daughter visited the Boeing factory a couple of days ago,
and apparently the employee parking lot has been
commandeered for 737s because they can't deliver them. |
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//My daughter visited the Boeing factory |
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And she lived? It's a miracle. |
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Connect them to large metal arms around an axis for a
carnival ride. It would be almost like flying, except for the
part where you're in a Boeing 737. |
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Reminds me of when I was in high school, and one of my teachers wanted us to
fundraise to buy the Airbus A320 that Chesley Sullenberger landed in the Hudson River
after the engines inhaled a flock of birds. His plan was to set it outside the school and
use it as classrooms during the school year and a museum during the summer. I wanted
to mount it on the school's roof instead, still serving the same purposes. I don't think
we raised a single dollar, though. |
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You can get a new, unused 737MAX for less than a dollar at the moment... in fact, they'll probably pay you to take one away. |
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Re <link>, the line "This airplane is designed by clowns who in turn are supervised by monkeys." insults both clowns and monkeys ... |
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I am offended by the title of this idea. |
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//a new, unused 737MAX for less than a dollar at the
moment// |
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I have 5 dollars and an angle grinder. I spy a bright future in
the trading of scrap hi-grade aluminium alloys. |
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Park the 737s nose-to-tail and weld them end to end in a line
between NY and Washington. Renumber the seats
cumulatively from 1 (in NY) to 145,433 (in Washington). |
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Passengers for Washington board through the front door and
make their way down the aisle to their seats in the 145,000-
range. Passengers for NY board through the rear door and
head for seats in rows 1-500. After a moment's sitting,
passengers deplane at their destination. |
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We have Prior Art on that. <link> |
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