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Raw Fish From Outer Space

 U.F.O. sushi buffet
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Is it a bird! Is it a plane! No, it's a sushi conveyor belt covered by a large dome and carried by heavy-duty drones. It looks like a really cool UFO with disco lights.

The UFO blares invasion warnings as it approaches City Centre: Saturday Night. Earthlings wishing to be abducted gather underneath the UFO as it descends. The large dome engulfs them and the conveyor belt surrounds them.

Music from 1950's sci-fi movies starts playing and the menu is projected onto the dome written in alien-ese. On the conveyor belt are casings of otherworldly-looking sushi food, little green-fried men and chocolate butt probes, unlocked by abductees putting money in the slots.

All abductees have their butts probed by mooning at the camera for an out-of-this-world photo souvenir. The UFO takes off and the abductees are never seen again... because they are wearing souvenir alien-fish-masks, to carry on the Sushi-nvation of Earth!

—Treejuice, May 29 2019

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       You should clarify whether "chocolate butt probes" means [[chocolate butt] probes] or [chocolate [butt probes]]
—hippo, May 29 2019
   

       //should// disputed
—pocmloc, May 29 2019
   

       Good title. Idea needs a bit of work to become something special but + for concept.
—xenzag, May 29 2019
   

       "To Serve Man ..." ?
—8th of 7, May 29 2019
   

       //clarify// One is definitely edible and one I'm unsure about. So logically either one isn't or both are. Probably both are but one breaks your teeth.
—wjt, May 30 2019
   

       //One is definitely edible// - but would you *want* to eat it?
—hippo, May 30 2019
   

       High quality chocolate in small qualities is healthy in whatever shape.
—wjt, May 31 2019
   

       Sushi tastes like stinky butt.
—blissmiss, Jun 04 2019
   

       We have no wish to know how you came into possession of that particular fact.
—8th of 7, Jun 04 2019
   

       You can't have a conveyor belt without a source for the things being conveyed. Did you mean "vending machine"?
—Voice, Jun 05 2019
   


 

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