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Sticks onto the tailpipes of the idiot who's modified his
car
to make a lot of noise because he's an idiot. When the
idiot
drives around people will hear the raspberry noise in the
link and the idiot will be creating a sound a little bratty
kid
might make to get attention because he's an
idiot.
Love sports cars, drive one myself but I have no desire to
bother people with a loud modified exhaust systems.
ADDENDUM: I switch on your car so you can activate this
when somebody cuts you off or honks at you a half
second after the light changes.
Like this.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=4xEEkruL75U
[doctorremulac3, Nov 28 2020]
How people with loud exhausts think people react.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=ylhsbfQTPDQ
[doctorremulac3, Nov 28 2020]
Another take on loud idiots.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=9LlA0_Hv3CQ
[doctorremulac3, Nov 28 2020]
JT8D
https://en.wikipedi...tt_%26_Whitney_JT8D
Quite noisy, even without the fart attachment. [8th of 7, Nov 28 2020]
Wow, it's this easy?
https://x.com/Inter...1793288258303959284
[doctorremulac3, May 22 2024]
[link]
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Will there be a version for the JT-8D ? |
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A tractor? Well, you can put this amazingly brilliant
invention on any vehicle you want I guess. |
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Let's look at the most brilliant inventions man has
created: |
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1- Fart sound car exhaust.
2- Fire.
3- The wheel.
4- Fart sound car exhaust.
5- Agriculture/fart sound car exhaust (tie)
6- Electrical power |
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OK, maybe it's not that great but this would be
kind of funny. Pretty easy to make too. |
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There's always the potato in the tail pipe. Potatoe? |
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//Let's look at the most brilliant inventions// I dispute your list, I think the Halfbakery should be no.1, thus relegating the fart sound car exhaust to no.2, and so fire comes in at third place. Does that sound reasonable? |
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Not entirely ... what about edged tools and weapons ? |
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A better sequence might be: |
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1. Halfbakery
2. Edged weapons
3. Fart sound car exhaust
4. Fire
5. Wheel
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Poc and 8th, both evaluations are valid but I'd put
whatrock's potato in a tailpipe in there too. |
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I've added an on off switch so you could blow
raspberries at people who honk at you. I would say
the new best inventions would be |
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1. Halfbakery
2. Raspberry car horn
3. Science, medicine and all that other nerd shit. |
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We're still holding out for edged weapons as #2. |
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//Edged weapons// As opposed to the fictional weapons/tools without edges. |
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Although, the biggest weapon is pretty edge-less. |
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Forget about the idea, the links are pretty funny. |
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But see the last one that shows you how easy it is to do. |
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