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A device to make rapid prototypes of stuff out of cheese.
Simply insert a 1 cubic metre block of Red Leicester into the device and the 5 axis hot air gun will melt away the bits you don't want, which trickles down onto bits of toast, so you can have a rarebit while you wait.
Comes with one cat
on a bit of string to keep mice away.
Originally planned as a milling machine, but got bored explaining what chwarf is.
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errr...well this would just be another 3d printer, and I think it's quicker to melt bits out of a block than to print layer by layer. |
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Optional special cheese blocks available, for aerogel type applications. |
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Comes with lockable keyboard to stop mice trying to print stuff out in the wee hours. |
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How would you melt out a hollow center from the block, HMMMM? Plus wouldn't the hot air gun spray bits of molten cheese all over? Sort of an anarchic fondue? You would need a surrounding toast dodecahedron to capture it all. And the frustrating thing - from the outside of the dodecahedron you would not be able to tell which toast had become optimally cheesed. |
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What are the chances that Wallace has already built one of these ? |
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//What are the chances that Wallace has already built one of these ?// |
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Wallace probably has a whole workshop, with Kraft cheese slice laminator, camembert glue, cheese-string stapler and parmesan lathe. |
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Use mice as tools? Strap em in where the heat gun goes. Let them eat out the prototype. |
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Not for designing cats as it would scared the capitalist tool mice to death. |
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Wonder ... how much cheese a mouse can eat before being sated? |
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This device would grant children every right to refuse
to eat food that wasnt appropriatly shaped. |
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//Anarchy Cheese// sounds like it could be
something very special. |
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You could create mouse traps that give the mouse a
fighting chance. |
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You could print a cheese gun and use it to
approprialy dispatch mimes. |
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