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Artist #1, you've been given the random card sequence:
"feeder proof bird squirrel". Please draw for us, what
that
would look like.
Artist #2, you've been assigned: "squirrel
proof feeder bird". That should be interesting. Please
create
your rendition of what a "squirrel
proof feeder
bird" would look like.
And finally,
artist
#3, you will be drawing for us, a "feeder squirrel proof
bird". I'm interested to see how you'll handle that
challenge.
OK artists, you've been given your challenges and you
have 4 hours to show us what these things look like.
At the end of the time allotted, the judges will rate your
illustrations on creativity
and
execution. The winner will be given $10,000 and move
up to the next level to play for the final round and
$100,000, which in artist dollars is about ten million
bucks. (laugh track robots in balcony* activate)
ARTISTS! ON YOUR MARKS! AAAAAND...CREATE!
* Typically in TV show taping, the audience has signs that
light up and say APPLAUSE or LAUGH. Because this show
would be largely artists painting or drawing for 4 hours,
the audience wouldn't have a lot to do so we'd need
robots to applaud and laugh on queue. Those would be
created by the artists too.
Cyborg audience simulation.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=DuW2Z_QkuAI
[doctorremulac3, Jun 28 2020]
Based on this.
https://www.youtube...watch?v=6cv4iXjMJb8
[doctorremulac3, Jun 28 2020]
[link]
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I actually got a visual of what I would draw for the #1
bird squirrel. I kind of love that. (btw, can robots
transmit coronavirus, I wonder.) |
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By the way, should say this was inspired by a show I
love. (link) |
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There used to be this great improv show called "Whose Line
is it Anyway" where they did this on the spot - I remember
seeing people on that show for the first time then who later
became huge names today. |
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Another good example. Nothing more entertaining
and inspiring to me that talented people practicing
their skill. |
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You know what? You could probably have the artists
make animations of their characters. Add voices as
well, have the character give a little speech. |
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Why 4 hours? Why not lock them in a studio for a
week? |
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After that week, they'd stand in front of a massive
monitor screen and give a brief introduction to
their character similar to what they do on Faceoff.
Then Squirrel Proof Feeder Bird would fly down
with its armored feathers and vest with various
candy bars and treats and explain how it needs to
get these to the Birdillians through the nether
zone guarded by the hated, venomous
Squirrelanians. |
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Or something. The battle scene of a squirrel proof
feeder bird vs a Squirrelanion attack squad next...
after these brief messages from our sponsors. |
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zen, my husband watches re-runs of that. Over and
over again. Must be clever. |
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