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Ragtime Stalin
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A 9 inch tall, cheery-faced automata of Joe Stalin, sat at an upright piano. The battery-operated piano plays a selection of ragtime tunes. A delightful gift for Mother’s Day.
Also available in the series – Fretless Bass Adolf.
Coming soon – Clavinet Pol Pot, with wobbly head action.

I dreamed this.

—my face your, Mar 28 2003

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       been eating cheese last thing at night again?
—po, Mar 28 2003
   

       Personally, i think I'll wait for Mandolin Mussolini, Banjo Brezhnev, Tuba Tito and Sing-along-a Chiang Kai Chek
—pottedstu, Mar 28 2003
   

       I'd rather see a diminutive robot that plays a full-size piano by jumping from key/s to key/s.
—FarmerJohn, Mar 28 2003
   

       Ha! Top idea. Idi Amin on kazoo would be an excellent addition to the series. All proceeds to Amnesty?
—DrBob, Mar 28 2003
   

       Sousaphone Saddam?
—RayfordSteele, Mar 28 2003
   

       A Hitler harmonica.
—mrthingy, Mar 28 2003
   

       Images of the Monty Python organ player pop into my mind, unbidden.
—DrCurry, Mar 28 2003
   

       Opening act: Gang of Four
—thumbwax, Mar 28 2003
   

       Followed by Mack the Knife
—igirl, Mar 29 2003
   

       Wonderful. (+)   

       They recommend taking off the nicotine patch when sleeping, btw.   

       I dreamed the other night that Saddam had hired a specially trained team of landscape artists to style the hedges and shrubbery around such notable Baghdad landmarks as the Ministry of Information building into remarkable works of art, depicting the faces of Bush and Cheney, among others. A bush that looked like Bush, so to speak.
—waugsqueke, Mar 30 2003
   

       Thanks for all the product line suggestions and, yes, DrBob, all proceeds to Amnesty.
No, I haven't been eating cheese or wearing nicotine patches in bed. I always take my nictoine eye-patch off when going to sleep, though if fags and Camenbert produce more interesting dreams, I'm going to go French at bedtime.
Oh and my mother was particularly pleased by my gift to her of the complete Clan Campbell Jump-up Jungle Massive.
—my face your, Mar 31 2003
   

       Theremin Kissinger
—hippo, Mar 31 2003
   

       Yuck. Why?
—thecat, Jun 24 2003
   

       The Boutros Boutros -Ghali Timbale Dolly?
—bungston, Jun 24 2003
   

       Voting this one up. +
—k_sra, Dec 03 2003
   


 

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