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Actually cigarettes (especially incompetently-rolled baggy ones) still make me look big AND clever.
Anyway, how do you select the channel on the radio (I get bored quickly these days)? Perhaps tapping a sequence on the end with your tongue? |
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I don't think this will be an effective substitute for my goog mouth... |
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//and no goog mouth substitute has come along// |
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How about the venerable bubble pipe? Hue Hefner smoking jacket optional, but adds a nice touch. |
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Some small cigars have a plastic tip, which would be good for chewing/listening on.
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The problem with this idea is that things vibrating against your teeth can be really irritating. However, Radio GNAW would be ideal for inconspicuous two-way radio use, i.e. secret agents, or undercover cops who may get searched for a "wire": it is a good covert spot for a microphone and antenna. Also, it's not unusual these days to see former smokers chewing on an unlit cigarillo/cigar. |
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