RTS T-Bagging

As many FPS gamers know there’s nothing more frustrating than some smart aleck slaughtering you when you’re only trying to have fun. This is especially so when he has to literally rub it in your face by figuratively T-Bagging your sorry butt. Well, this idea isn't for you gamers who get slaughtered.

This idea is those bloody 1337 smart aleck's. I mean, somebody has to give them something for all the hours of their lives honing their fast-twitch reflexes that they could have spent, well, living.

WIBNI Corp has been hard at work introducing a 'T-Bag' command into many off the shelf RTS games, for simplicity this idea will use Star craft, an oldie that most should know.

The concept is simple, take legged ground based units that have a melee attack (and certain ones that have a ranged attack) and give them a far weaker secondary melee attack mode called ‘T-Bag’, complete with unique T-Bagging animations.

A weaker attack? What sort of insane n00b would use such a thing?

That’s just the thing, T-Bagging is not meant to be used by n00b’s but the 1337 gamers, an idea admittedly far more insane at first glance.

Why? For the fun of it, nothing says p0wned more rushing into an unprepared opponents base with a bunch of zerglings and killing everything in sight to death with their talons than rushing into an unprepared opponents base with a bunch of zerglings and _T-Bagging_ everything in sight to death with their *censored*

Similarly destroying all but your opponents weakest unit, then slowly _T-Bagging_ the said last unit into a shallow grave with your clearly superior forces comes under the WIBNI label for 'fun'

Yes, it’s cruel, in fact, it’s _inhuman_ but all the same, it’s fun to watch the n00bs rage quit. At least until one of them points out that you still live in your mother’s basement at 30.

Zerglings: fast, cheap, relatively weak melee units easily deployed in overwhemling swarms early on in the game

Fun: Demonstrating your superiority over another