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Dolphins are supposed to be so clever. rah rah rah...
Well they're not. They stupid. About as clever as a Dog and
i'm
sure we'll all agree that dog's are not Clever. At least not in
the traditional sense.
Why not introduce a level of intelligence to this huge stupid
Tuna Worrier of a 'fish'
? perhpas with a specialised breeding
program... maybe introduce some Chimpanzee Genes...
thereby raising the intelligence levels to maybe allow them
to
use basic tools and maybe even sign language instead of all
that pointless squeeking.
Dolphins with Intelligence
http://www.internet...,,12_959601,00.html
In Yahoo's 2002 Superbowl Ad the dolphin squeaks better than the tourist. [jurist, Feb 19 2002, last modified Oct 17 2004]
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Tests have shown that dolphins are capable of understanding abstract concepts such as punctuation. |
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So long and thanks for all the fish |
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Awwww, leave 'em alone, [dazwah]...They're not hurting anything. (And those that use Yahoo turn out to be kind of interesting.) |
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come here and squeek that. |
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On the Internet, no-one can tell if you're a dolphin. |
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How much extra intelligence will it take to allow them to
use basic tools when they have no hands? |
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Are we all supposed to be upset by this Dazwah? Sounds kind of fishy to me, and so you get the bones. maybe the dolphins came up with something better than the puke sponge so you got pissed off. |
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Wait, are you talking about the football team Dolphins? |
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Dolphins can't play football, they have no feet. |
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seriously now - why is there never a dolphin friendly symbol on tinned tuna cat food. this troubles me and I do not buy tuna for my cats |
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(po) cats can't read as well as dolphins do |
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Indroducing Chimp genes - how would that help? Do
dolphins have fleas, eat leaves and scratch their
back-sides a lot.? Squeeking is good, and can be heard
over 50 miles away, chimps are only heard over the tea
pot. |
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gy: Cats can read when it suits them. |
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if only cats would do their own shopping. |
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Make them earn their keep, give them a list, a fiver and a
wicker basket any day. |
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They'd just go to the local cathouse to spent the fiver though (and come back with a basket of dead field voles) |
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Everyone knows that dolphins happen to be the most intelligent things to hit the sea, since the extinction of the water soluble fish. |
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Go get the rings, daz... here's your reward. <*}}}><{ |
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I suppose adding enough intelligence to stay out of the tuna nets would be a good thing. |
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For an air-breathing animal to decide to live in water, you must question its intelligence. But then people live in Dundee. |
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From a TV drama set in Dundee:
"They've ripped the heart out of this city."
"And that's a hard thing to do to the asshole of the world." |
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The whiting's on the wall daz. The mammalian sea fauna will have their revenge. They are strong of will and steely of porpoise.
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? Dolphins live in Dundee. |
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Dolphins are the second smartest mammals. humans being 1st that is. |
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<Monkey>Ever seen a dolphin type?</Monkey> |
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Kent: The top story killer dolphins! The recent wave of murders....umm did I say killer dolphins...I meant killer Italiens, Grey, Bottlenosed intelligent Italiens! |
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Homer: Intelligent Italiens? Something's wrong! |
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simpsons clip (http://www.monstromart.com/content.php?content=getlines&epcode=BABF21) |
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Dolphin: Snorky...talk..man :: coughs :: I'm sorry let me start over, years ago dolphins lived on the land |
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Moe: What did he just say? |
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Carl: He said dolphins used to live on land |
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Dolphin: Then your ancestors drove us into the sea, where we've suffered for millions of years |
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Marge: But you seemed so happy in the ocean, all that playfull leaping... |
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Dolphin: We were trying to get out, it's cold and wet, every morning I wake up flemmy. |
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Kent: The top story killer dolphins! The recent wave of murders....umm did I say killer dolphins...I meant killer Italiens, Grey, Bottlenosed intelligent Italiens! |
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Homer: Intelligent Italiens? Something's wrong! |
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simpsons clip (http://www.monstromart.com/content.php?content=getlines&epcode=BABF21) |
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Dolphin: Snorky...talk..man :: coughs :: I'm sorry let me start over, years ago dolphins lived on the land |
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Moe: What did he just say? |
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Carl: He said dolphins used to live on land |
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Dolphin: Then your ancestors drove us into the sea, where we've suffered for millions of years |
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Marge: But you seemed so happy in the ocean, all that playfull leaping... |
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Dolphin: We were trying to get out, it's cold and wet, every morning I wake up flemmy. |
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