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Insatiable pussy; on your lap demanding a stroking or a tickling or a bloody good talking to.
Whilst all this is happening; tail up, he’s waving his arse in your face. Cats are just shameless (and frankly, our cat is not terribly scrupulous in that personal hygiene realm).
I propose a fig leaf,
attached to a loop of cord, to hang over the tail. When the tail shoots up, the fig leaf dangles down.
That’s better.
Quite right platoon
http://www.encyclop...m/index.php/Figging
I was wondering who would spot this first (adults only) [DenholmRicshaw, Feb 17 2007]
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spent 45 minutes tonight trying to take a pic of my cat with its eyes shut - they opened every time I moved my camera... |
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cats are just something else. |
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Insatiable pussy <-- redundant? |
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[obligatory]I knew a girl like that once...[/obligatory] |
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I figger I did, too. Once. |
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Way too easy. The first paragraph is crawling with innuendo. |
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Shoulda been, "Insatiable pussy; on your lap demanding a stroking or a tickling or a [bloddy good tongue lashing.]" |
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But purrrrrty close nun the lessssssssss. |
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Inuendo is slightly gratuitous, but the idea is valid. Although, what does the cat do when it has to, ahem, "go"? |
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//what does the cat do when it has to, ahem, "go"?//
Why it ahem, releafs itself. |
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As long as it's not resting on its laurels. |
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It wouldn't do to have a leaf stuck inuendo. |
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I''ll take two, as neither of mine seems to know that that part even exists, and/or needs daily grooming. (Is there some sort of feline gene that is being diluted, to the point that they no longer find it essential to clean their booties?) |
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My Arse is super! Does my bum look big etc.. |
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UB you are disgusting but we Loooove you |
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[blissmiss] I have heard that a small dab of butter does the trick. |
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I''ll be sure to tell the co-owner that helpful hint! Thanks. |
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So the cattle show industry has a practice called "figging" where a bit of ginger root is inserted into a bull... Don't ask me how... so that the animal has a more "dainty" carriage while being paraded around for the judges. |
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I'm SO glad that this idea had nothing to do with that sort of figging. |
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Some show horses are also gingered. Never share popcorn with anybody at a horse show. [Oops, that link mentions that, and is fairly twisted--don't look, is my advice.] |
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//attached to a loop of cord// Wouldn't some sort of suction cup work better, and be dual-purpose? |
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You can't hang a fig leaf over a cat's butt. How would they read then? |
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