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Install our new PunGuard™ filter today, and ensure that no inadvertent puns get into your text.
Using a keyboard hook (which would cover all potential text entry applications), examine each typed word using the Soundex algorithm to alert for audio puns. Pick up the occasional stray pun by checking
words made up of multiple words using the Wordnet lexical reference and the Rhymezone rhyming dictionary.
Use the built in thesaurus to suggest inoffensive alternatives:
AutoPun becomes Car Foreplay(oops, caught it) Wordplay
MailWoman becomes Armour Pistillate, wait, that can't be right, how about Post Egg Producing, hmm better yet,
get off cleaning lady...
We'll do better in Version 2.0
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<This message has been blocked due to excessive pun content> |
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"PunGuard!" he shouted as he struck at the defenseless language with his rapier wit. |
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(groan) Mine's not working. |
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The internet's been adopted! How wonderful. |
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<This message has been blocked due to excessive pun content> |
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(I wonder what [Lbaf] and [normzone] are saying that's so punny.) |
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How'd that one get through? |
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Since the Pun Guard has blocked all but the most meaningless words I attempted to use in response to this post, I'm having to fall back on my use of inappropriate explicatives. *%!@ - *%!@, that didn't work either! *%!@! |
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Jutta m-f-d-ed this post, then immediatly the halfbakery went offline, and this note appeared. |
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[ The halfbakery is closed.
Thank you for your interest, but my patience has just run out. ] |
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Fortunately we're up again, but boy, I'd sure hate to get blackballed for a pun. There's a story I heard about just this kind of thing....once a pun a time ... |
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I'm certainly concerned as to this development. I pray its merely machinery trouble ... |
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And now this idea is going to become the ShunGuard, hovering at the edge of croissantdom, but never crossing. |
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