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This device is a combination of an alarm clock, a weather
station and a vending machine. Placed on every street
corner, a loud piercing siren sounds constantly, 24 hours a
day non-stop loudly to alert everyone that global
warming, global cooling and climate change are all really
real.
The
only way to silence the Climate Change Siren is by
making a payment, insert cash or swipe a credit card and
the Siren will go silent. The Siren will remain silent until the
systems senses more climate change. If a temperature
change is detected, if a breeze is detected the siren will
reactivate.
A portion of the proceeds may be spent fighting
global warming and or on development of a
PU-38 Space Modulator which will be used to extinguish the
sun.
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Presumably the unit will be whittled from sustainably-sourced driftwood and powered by a windmill ... |
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//PU-38 Space Modulator// I regret that I have but one bun to give. |
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//The Siren will remain silent until the systems senses more
climate change.// How will it discriminate "weather" from
"climate change", given that climatologists can't? |
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