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Inside the handle of a large chef's knife lie an accelerometer, mirocontroller, and miniature audio player. When a series of stabbing motions are detected by the accelerometer, sounds of falling water and screeching violins play through a small hermetically sealed speaker.
Power consumption is low,
and can be provided by a supercapacitor. The blade is inductively charged when placed in the knife block, making it completely waterproof and zero-maintenance.
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[zero-maintenance] - It's elf - sharpening? |
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No, it's one of those infomercial knives that are "Guaranteed to Never Need Sharpening!"
Btw, I don't find my-elf using many stabbing motions while cutting in the kitchen... |
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...ever try cracking open a coconut? [n_s] |
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I always use a hammer for that. Is that somehow wrong? |
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"It's curtains for that steak" |
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In nasal tone: rhee! rhee! rhee! [+] |
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