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Tree owners! Hedge owners! Tired of endless pruning? Fearful of falling off that ladder? Poor from paying guys with chainsaws to climb your trees? BUNGCO feels your pain. We can help!
Introducing Pruning Ammo! These shotgun shells fit into your gun (or buy a custom designed PruneGun, from BUNGCO)
but contain small blades. Various shapes and weights are available depending on your pruning needs.
Now get together with your buddies and a 12 pack, and get pruning! BUNGCO is optimistic that cities will develop pruning seasons and issue pruning licenses, temporarily shutting parks and stretches of road and allowing amateur pruners to beautify the city. Trick shooters might enter competitions to develop recognizable topiary in the fewest shots. Doves, pheasants and other small critters will breathe a sigh of relief, as those passionate about guns redirect their efforts to things that cannot get away.
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...and every Sunday morning, suburban streets fill with the sounds of men mowing lawns, pruning hedges, and the cries of the wounded... [+] |
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They can have my pruner when they can pry it from my cold dead hands. |
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I wonder how an angle shot with whippy plastic filaments would perform? ~o~ |
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Those shotgun bolo balls would be very useful against triffids as well. |
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"The right to bare trees" |
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