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Enter the 100 acre garden through the giant boxwood arbor. There is a walking tour for those who want to savor the wonderful topiaries sculpted by the garden artists. There is also a driving tour for those who want it to be a quickie tour.
The topiaries are sculpted from privet, yew, holly, hawthorn
and other botanicals. You will be amazed to see all the positions represented here. One will always find their very own favorite.
There is also a wonderful rose maze where one can linger, or get lost in the beauty of nature.
Victorians - public prudes, private lechers.
http://www.victoria...y/pms/hellfire.html
[ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 17 2005]
Check the buns on this seed.
http://news.bbc.co....cotland/3153327.stm
[ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 17 2005]
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Ha! Don't forget the ivy, long a symbol of fertility. And thick beds of moss, for those couples who feel, ah, inspired. |
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po: I thought it was a bed of roses! |
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Hey, look! It's Croton and Lewisii. |
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Must be in California. Is there a more appropriate category for this? |
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I thought about category-Public:Sex Education |
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Hello [xandram]. Picnic in your sex arboretum with this bun. |
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That's a whole hedgeful of possibilities right there... |
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Darling, if you do the "Split by lightning", I'll do "Penetrating ivy"... |
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"Daddy, how did I get my name?" |
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"Why do you ask, Two Azeleas Rooting?" |
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This is cute, reminds me of something the Victorians would have back in the day. [+] |
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'Cept the Victorians banned sex. Hid all the enormous phalluses they found whilst digging up Eygpt etc. They have a lot to answer for. |
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Apart from that. Like plants, like shagging so erm.... + |
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//'Cept the Victorians banned sex// No wonder they became extinct. |
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Actually, they were just very socially repressed sexually. Which is why I could see them coming up with such a silly thing (since no matter the artistic talent, a sculpted topiary is still gonna be an abstraction). ...in private gardens, oooh, sly sneaky sex references -- scandalous! "tee hee, tee hee." <blush> "Sir, I do believe that holly is giving me the vapors." (Quite tame by today's standards.) |
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I'd give it a visit. Sounds pretty. Bun.
As a side note, how could people name
an era of such sexual repression after a
woman who had 10 children? She
definitely wasn't keeping her legs
crossed. |
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Well, she had a lot of England to lie back and think of. |
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A whole new meaning to beating around the bush. |
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It needs a river of white "froth" emitting from a fountain shooting soapy water into the sky. |
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maybe some HOT buns for everyone here.... |
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Nah, Easter's been and gone. |
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It would be one hell of a tourist attraction. [+] |
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I once saw topiaries done from pomegranites. that would be quite interesting when they started to "fruit." |
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"Is that a Coco de Mer plant? Oh, wait, no it's just someone visiting the garden..." |
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