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Rather than use lethal or typical non-lethal force against alleged suspect, use a projectile vomiter.
Capable of regurgitating man-made (read: artificial) vomit-like substance a great distance with pinpoint accuracy.
Standard warnings before using this device include:
Throw up your hands!
Get
those hands up Chuck!
If alleged suspect does not comply:
*Erk*
Projectile Creamed Corn
http://www.noshame....ipts/cain980911.htm
An ode. [polartomato, Aug 22 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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wish this had been Projectile Vomit Man (superhero) |
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no, cats heave up furballs - ew |
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In "Minority Report" the police carried "sick sticks". |
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Keg beer usually does the trick quite well. |
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Note we are talking about artificial. I think you just have to capture the g**-awful smell of the real thing, and spray that. |
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But this still cuts very close to mace, pepper gas and the like. Distance delivery mechanisms exist for all sorts of non-lethal forces. |
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Mephista - it's not a cat puking, it's a weapon. |
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I don't get what those links have to do with this idea, other than they share a mention of the concept of vomiting. |
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You're right, though. Puking cats are not funny, especially when you're the one who has to clean it up. |
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Projectile Keg Beer vomit could also be considered a weapon, but aiming and timing get very difficult.. |
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Squirt gun with creamed corn. |
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See link. This whole 'fake vomit' thing is nothing new... neither is projectile creamed corn, methinks... |
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Baked. "Ghostbusters". Quote - "He slimed me !" |
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Darn, it's already here. I wanted to call it a "Chunderbuss". |
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