Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Projectile Pie

 ballistically-shaped custard pie
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Someone going ballistic should be able to purchase bullet-formed custard pies with pastry fins at the neighborhood halfbakery to accurately hit the target right on the nose.
—FarmerJohn, Nov 21 2002

Battered Pudding Hurler http://www.thegoons...g_hurler_of_bexhill
As used by the dreaded batter pudding hurler of Bexhill? [the_jxc, Mar 14 2007]

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       Custard cannnon, of course.....
—8th of 7, Nov 21 2002
   

       Shot-putter.
—FarmerJohn, Nov 21 2002
   

       laser sight or active 'nasal exhaust heat-seeking' guidance? i'd love to see someone trying to run from a pie.
—yaffo, Nov 21 2002
   

       Catapault, with sights
—Micky Dread, Nov 21 2002
   

       So, you wouldn't actually be able to eat the pie when it hit you. Are these gravity pies or anti-gravity pies?
—Micky Dread, Nov 21 2002
   

       [+] It's cobblerin' time!
—jaksplat, Mar 14 2007
   
      
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