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My friend Al had a dream where
he was given a loaf of wonder
bread, and between every set
of slices
there was a prize! Prizes
were
like the things you'd find in
a
crackjack box [ed. note: i
last ate crackerjacks in the
70s, back when they still had
neat toys] and a little
larger,
like say a small thin
water pistol.
I really liked that idea and
thought it would be a cool
product! "Prize Bread! A
prize between every slice!"
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Is it ready-sliced? Might be more interesting if not. Maybe they could put trading cards inside. |
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...and another good way to choke the relatives is.... |
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I saw a movie where someone put a cutout of a handgun in the lining of someone else's luggage. I think it was to keep them from boarding a flight or some such . . . . |
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If I put a cutout of Osama bin Laden into someone else's garment bag, would the result be: |
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b) a speedy visit from the FBI?
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c) a televised interview with Matt Lauer?
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d) a free round of drinks from the flight crew?
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If it's b, c, or d, I'm going to work with the cardboard and scissors ... |
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[bristolz] Was that _The Spanish Prisoner_? |
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Alas, [mwburden], I cannot recall. I just remember that one scene and thinking how nasty it was. This was probably at least a decade ago. |
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You have definitely won one of the following: |
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1. $1,000,000
2. A Stealth SUV
3. Four days, three nights in Las Vegas
4. 25¢ off your next loaf of Prize Bread |
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Scratch off this coupon to learn your prize. |
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It wouldn't go over well now, but a slightly nasty prank I once read about to play on someone is to buy one of the larger battery operated adult toys <'Lifelike Mr. Ed!'> and wrap it in tinfoil, then bury it in someone's bag. The foil will make it show on the X-ray, and embarassment will ensue. |
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Who did you do this to, [SC]? One of your lusers? |
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<grin> No, I wouldn't waste the money on them. For THEM, you could cut a gun-shape out of heavy foil and sew it into the lining of the case. Shows up on X-ray, and this is exactly what Bristolz posted on Nov 11... |
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