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These interwoven pretzel snacks may not insulate very well on their own, but the feathered gown that results will.
Includes hood for all ye brave.
Quetzalcoatl
http://weber.ucsd.e...alcoatl/quetzal.htm
'"He's that Feathered Serpent of Ancient Mexico"' [half, Oct 04 2004]
Ahhhh! That's how you spell it.
http://www.geocitie...70/memory/meso.html
[squeak, Oct 04 2004]
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I'm not sure if this a snack or a garment - but if it's got a hood, I'm all for it. |
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Come summertime, I can always eat my way out of it anyway. As long as there are no ritual killings involved in the manufacturing process. |
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As to the ritual killings, I guess I could change my business model. |
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Pretty low as tech goes, but my, an ornithologists dream. |
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The mtv show "jackass" did a stunt where they went down to a harbor, dressed a man in a wetsuit, and pinned dead fish all over him. as i recall, there were a few interested birds, but most were too timid about getting very close to him... |
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Squid, I think you'll find, [luecke]. They did a bread suit for pigeons too. By the way. Why are you called luecke, if you don't mind me asking? (If you do, please ignore but it's been bugging me). |
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Strap large pieces of raw meat to a coat and let the condors make fools of the airling industry.
Have a bun for making a coat out of tatsy salty treats [+] |
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squeak - i dont mind at all... luecke is my last name. pronounced "lick-y" if you should wish to be proper. i guess i could have been a bit more creative, but i figuered it would be pretty easy to remember... |
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your turn now. i hope for your sake that you dont have the same explanation as me... |
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Why is there an "L" on the end of the word? I don't get that part and I bet the explanation is real funny. |
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Quezlcoatl (spelling?) was/is an Aztec or Mayan God with a wierd name. It's a pun. (yeah, I know I'm well informed, can't be bothered to google). |
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[lueke] Well my naming story is dead boring. I couldn't have my first choice name and my twirly chair and car seatbelt thingy had both been driving me insane for about a month (by going *squeak*,if it wasn't obvious)so I kinda had the word "squeak" branded across my frontal lobe. |
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Oh that story's not as funny as I had hoped (about the title not your name your [squeakiness]). |
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<Pats [k_sra] on head and silently hands him/her a consolotary chocolate biscuit> |
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Ooh, a bikkie! (and it's 'her') |
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Well, [k_sra], excuse me for not having your sophisticated sense of humour. Another fine mess you've gotten me into. :P |
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Virgin pretzels?! Wha.....!? What do the others do then? I just had one for breakfast (spits repeatedly). |
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Non-virgin preztels are the ones that come joined together. ;-)
If it's a coat, wouldn't the salt wash off in the rain and the bread-y part get all soggy and gooshy and fall off you in great poopy lumps so it looked like a pterodactyl took a potty break on you? And what's the Aztec connection? Pretzels are German. Also you said something about feathers? I dunno where YOU last ate a pretzel, but they don't have feathers, hun. |
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[spacecadet] - common sense would clearly dictate that you don't wear it in the rain. |
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Spacecadet: I think what's being driven at is that the pretzels will attract birds, so you'll eventually have a live feathered coat. And it amuses me sufficiently to croissant it. |
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