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When the ceremony starts and the minister says, “332759 2356833, 93 273 42843733 4373 86329 86 5646 8447 626 263 8447 96626 56 843 4659 78283 63 628756669…” all of the well-wishers at the nuptials would pull out their cell phones and start punching numbers in madly.
Imagine as everyone punched in,
“36 968 7766473 86 5683, 46667 263 7768328…?” Wouldn’t that just give you chills?
Since cell phones are so pervasive in our lives now, everyone should be able to follow along with the ceremony. When the minister gets to the point where he announces, “4 669 77668623 968 4872263 263 9433”, everyone could set off their cell phone ringers in lieu of the traditional crying.
Now, on to the honeymoon!
Not good at a funeral
http://www.download...Bites-The-Dust.html
[Klaatu, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Ring Tone Virus
http://www.halfbake...Ring_20Tone_20Virus
[theircompetitor, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
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Scene: a recent
funeral for a cousin's 90 year old grandma. Let's just say she's had
a rough but interesting life. |
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Enters stage left a manager, saying the Rabbi is about to
enter and so the casket must be closed, and please, everyone turn off your
cellphones. |
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Said cousin, a
hefty specimen that might easily take advantage of the Paraloon, is
just completely broken up, wailing away over the open casket -- a
no,no in Jewish tradition as noted above. Many in the audience
remark how the Oscars might just be challenged by this
performance. |
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And then,
magically, out of the audience, as the Rabbi enters the room, the
Ride Of Valkiries+ |
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[tc] too funny
and too sad, but better the Ride of the Valkiries than something
else. <link> |
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well, now that
you bring it up, some shameless self promotion :) |
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<847697 26633884> who gets the 2687638? |
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There is a
Nextel cellphone wedding commercial airing currently in the US. |
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<predictive text honeymoon>
U!
U!
U!
Ur de gr8test
m cmmin!
m cmmin</pth>
Sorry all. |
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