Predecorated Wallpaper

I despise wallpaper. The stripes make me dizzy, the redundant flower patterns make me nauseous, and the complex scenes of rifle-toting huntsmen in pursuit of frantic deer disturb me. Yet I am shamefully slow at adorning my walls with meaningful works of art, family photos, culturally diverse tapestries, etc. Thus I wish upon a croissant that there was predecorated wallpaper. (This seems like such a simple idea that I am surprised is has not already been suggested. If it has, oops.) Here's my pitch, anyhow:

Are you into the classical art? Do you pine for a Rembrandt, a Picasso, a Van Gogh on your wall? Why not get yourself a roll of "The Masters" pre-dec wallpaper? Do you attach your wallet to your baggy, black, steel-studded pants with a heavy chain? Go get some "Grunge" pre-dec wallpaper replete with deathmetal posters and waterstains on the wall. Do decorate your mantelpiece with pastel ceramic bunnies? You need some "Chintz"pre-dec wallpaper (cross-stitches really look hand-sewn!). No matter what your taste, there is a pre-dec wallpaper pattern for you.

The confusion that may arise over the pre-printed family photos (most likely not your own) can be easily remedied. If you are not feeling industrious (as is evidenced in the fact that you just bought a roll of predecorated wallpaper) get a Lick-N-Stick photo frame and position it over the other family, then insert the photo of your choice to add a personal touch to your tasteful new home design.

Note: I suggest that predecorated wallpaper be printed on a solid-colored background so as to avoid the aforementioned complaints of dizziness, revulsion, and unease.