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When one goes for an operation, there will be assorted base colors to chose from. Keep in mind which room you plan to use this in, and choose your color wisely.....should go well with RED. The colored sheet of fabric will be placed under you as you undergo the operation. Tell the doctors and nurses to
feel free to sign their names and write funny or otherwise comments, to add to your Personalized Tablecloth. When the operation is over, just hang the cloth to dry and your souvenir is ready to take home and use.
(No need to sanitize- it's your own blood)
Baked, more or less
http://www.freedive.../thedayigotspeared/
Or maybe marinated is more appropriate. See the final paragraph of the story [normzone, Nov 19 2005]
For po
http://www.mothers3....co.uk/plac_rec.htm
[DrCurry, Nov 20 2005]
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I just really, really don't want this. ew. Sorry. :) |
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I do, very much. I can't think of a better way to freak out dinner guests. |
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//(No need to sanitize- it's your own blood)// |
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Gross, gross, gross! My blood or not, it is blood all the same. What about when it dries? Or if the police came to talk about that minor traffic accident you were in and saw that? |
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Judging by all the bad annotations, who were the 7 who voted for it? |
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By the way, ditto the first anno. |
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Have them sterilyze it and dye it with fake blood. |
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You will get more positive votes. |
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"Look, that mark by the soup tureen is where the pus was oozing from my ear..." |
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Well, I guess people (some people) keep their placentas. But I wouldn't vote for that, either. |
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their placentas or their children's placentas? |
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please pass the turkey...mmm |
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I laughed really hard and then had to force my stomach back down my throat. Sorry [-] |
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po: I guess the precise ownership is open to dispute, but yeah. Some people even go on to eat it (see link). |
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This is interesting. Probably for a small subset of people. |
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It's possible that the hospital might let you keep this anyway, if you ask. They let me keep my old suture needles from when I got stitches for this, that, and the other thing. And my dentist let me keep the cast of my mouth that he used to make my crown. |
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