Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Pre-Paid Gambling Debt

Just hand over your life savings to some casino...
 
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Eliminate all the years of stress, painful liquidation of your assets and loss of your family. Cut right to the chase. Ultimately you're going to lose anyway. Get it over with. We'll throw in a floor show and a hooker. And some drinks. Come on. Do it.
snarfyguy, Dec 23 2002

Win on National Lottery http://www.halfbake...0National_20Lottery
For some reason this reminds me of this idea [krelnik, Oct 05 2004]

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       How about gambling vouchers, to be given to inveterate gamblers for Christmas and birthdays?
friendlyfire, Dec 23 2002
  

       Defense re anno. no. 1 above: This differs in that there is no pretense of actual gaming - just paying.
snarfyguy, Dec 23 2002
  

       Clever, but it will never catch on.   

       Could depend on the quality of the floor show actually.
Ludwig, Dec 23 2002
  

       Heh. Yeah, you go in and tell them you'd like to buy some pre-paid gambling debt, but you can't afford it right at the moment, so they take you out back and break your kneecaps...
snarfyguy, Dec 23 2002
  
      
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