h a l f b a k e r yGuitar Hero: 4'33"
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"But who will bell the cat?" |
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[ why this emphasis on liquids? ] |
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Would it match a penis bell curve? |
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Does this piece of advice constitute a reservoir tip ? |
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If you get teased about this, have you been ribbed ? |
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A + for any idea that promotes condoms, no matter how far fetched. If scientists consider a popoulation of 100,000 of a species "healthy and viable" then 6E9 humans are way too much. |
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A quick search of Google reveals that extra thick condoms are already available, intended for anal sex. No idea where you might get them, though. |
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And I'm still not entirely clear why you would need to wear a condom while masturbating, unless you like all that potty talk. |
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"...extra think latex condom..."
gets a + from me |
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Years ago, Dennis Miller came up with the solution to this problem: "I wear two condoms all the time. Then, at night, I take one off and I feel like a wild man." |
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Before my first time, one of my friends actually suggested that I double-bag for my date. :O No way, Jose. |
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It's not easy being a straight bloke. If you're gay, you get your own practice set. When you're good and ready, then you can go play with someone else's. But us, we're expected to fly those babies the first time we get in them! |
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