h a l f b a k e r y"This may be bollocks, but it's lovely bollocks."
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The cereal of Muesli once known around the world for its
richness in flavor and diverse ingredients has been reduced
to ashes, dried leaves, Twinkie bits and whatever is still
growing at the time. (Maybe even a can or two of pork
and beans, who really cares at this point?) The shelf life is
superb as the ingredients have been irradiated beforehand.
No two bowls will be the same for two reasons. One,
many ingredients will be local and seasonal due to poor
transportation infrastructure and secondly, the bowls will
be made by hand.
Best served with potable water (if you can get it.) If not,
no big deal, you aren't going to be around to much longer
anyway. This cereal turns your water into a drink not entirely unlike tea and will give you all of your daily
allowed % of uranium. One bite and you will truly envy the
dead.
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Ok, so it's not a brand, it's not a specific product, not a delivery
method ... it's nothing more than wordplay on a brand name
combined with your invention of the idea that survivors of
nuclear war might still want to eat. |
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It's going to be our very unfunny reality if we don't shape up. I'm planning on stockpiling ammo so I can loot people without ammo. >:) |
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Stockpile food instead. Buy a sword and a compound bow,
learn how to use them. Come the apocalypse, hole up for a
few months until everyone is either dead or out of ammo,
then emerge and claim your rightful place as king. |
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Here's another tip: don't go pulling that trick in my
neighborhood. We already have a post-apocalypse king,
and I'm not the type to share my throne OR my ammo. |
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And the difference between this and current muesli
is? |
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Current muesli isn't sitting, stale, on a shelf in an
abandoned supermarket, alongside cans of Nozz-A-
La. |
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Reminds me of your other effort, Goth Crunch. |
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You realize, [Alterother], that you just sound like sort
of a kook. Honestly, if things get to be /that/ bad, I'm
not sure I really even /want/ to survive. |
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Mmm! Grain-fed long pig. Things are looking up for my own apocalypse survival plan. |
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Just don't eat the graaaaiiinnnsss! |
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How well does it go with Twinkies? |
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'Current muesli isn't sitting, stale, on a shelf'... au
contraire, I thought that was its raisin d'être. |
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