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Breakfast cereal with pieces moulded into tiny,
anatomically correct men and women in a variety of
positions. As you pour the cereal into your bowl, some of
the figures will appear to fall together in suggestive
positions. If you don't like the positions that you see, mix
up the cereal and
see if you get something new.
(?) NSFW: World's Largest Bowl of Pornographic Breakfast Cereal
http://public.fotki...tica_bathtub_4.html
[calum, Mar 11 2005]
Fra Angelico's Final Judgement
http://easyweb.easy...i/angelic/pic36.htm
In the Museo di San Marco, Florence [hippo, Mar 12 2005]
(?) pass the pigs
http://www.captainj...gs/PassThePigs.html
[po, Mar 12 2005]
Porn Bread
http://www.porn-bread.com/
For people who don't like cereal. [Detly, Mar 17 2005]
[link]
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Why not. Saddo's need to eat too. [+] |
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heh. breakfast orgy. heh. [+] |
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Although I can't help imagining this would look like a ghastly horror film after a while - assuming the cereal gets shaken up, there will inevitably be a few dismembered limbs and headless corpses floating in your milk. Then after a few minutes the figures will start to dissolve and fall apart as if in some kind of huge acid-bath.
These are probably the reasons why this idea hasn't been baked yet by some big cereal manufacturer. |
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if they were policemen and policewomen, it would be a variation of Pass the Pigs. |
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a free condom in each pack? "hmm don't remember cheerio's being so chewy." |
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Dismembered members and headless heads. |
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Fantastic... this could include a variation with the sexual body spots only, such as breasts and so... |
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Huh, I wish they had this on the market. It would've made my best friend's bachelorette party last weekend that much more fun. |
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It's just come to me - the image that
was in the back of my mind when
writing this idea. See link. |
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nah, pass the pigs. I know you better! |
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Would bring new meaning to the phrases " bite me "and "eat me ". |
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[contracts], you surprise me. |
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most important meal of the day?... [+] |
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Well, I'm not sure I'll want to drink the milk from that cereal bowl. [+] |
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(Actually, biased by the title of the idea, I thought it was [benfrost]'s). |
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Available in urban areas under the name Beeyotchios? |
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"Some multiplying may occur during shipment." |
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I have seen candies and lollipops on this theme... but it adds a whole new meaning to "Silly Rabbit! Trix are for kids!". Or how about the Lucky Charms slogan revisited "They're masochistically delicious!" Or, maybe "I'm cuckoo for cocko-puffs!". Oh dear. Must go have a bowl of cereal now... |
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(But even better link [po] - that's the nail in the coffin for my studies!) |
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"Pass me the fucking cereal, please." |
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OK you got my vote!! (but what if they fall against same sex flakes??) |
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Pornflakes is really good and so is this idea. |
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Please consider PolyamorOhs too |
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Are the men and woman components individuals? |
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This could turn into a really gay breakfast, for some people that would not be bad but for others it could make for an upset tummy or worse. |
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Sometimes the smell of soggy cereal can make me feel sick add the dimension of porno imagery. Whew breakfast could get ugly. |
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Then there is the issue of cereal orgy in ubiquitous white liquid. |
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All around Pornflakes could be hard to get down. |
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Class. Here's a long overdue bun. |
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Whatever became of [contracts]? |
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Much better than I expected from the title. |
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Regrettably, this must await some technology that can keep
the relevant bits from getting soggy. |
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It's an orgy in my mouth! |
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Honey Bunches of Oats, now with fuck clusters. |
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Or use dark and light oats and call it Miscegenation Mueslix. |
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