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This would be a line of grip trainers (those spring handle things fitness buffs are always squeezing in their spare time) that provide a variety of feedback options when you successfully squeeze the handles together, ranging from a simple LED light to haptic vibration to an audible "Fuck yeah!"
Every.
Single. Time.
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I like this. How about settings that taunt you go push harder like "That all you got!?!"? |
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"That's like a handshake off middle management, step it up!" |
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I like it. Like if you let up before contact was made, R Lee Ermey's voice bellows out "Freeze dirtbag!" |
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"Oooh yes that's the spot. Right there. Harder!" |
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