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UPS drivers are supposed to make their arrival known
through horn honking and cargo door slamming and step
jumping noises. Besides these noises most of the animals in
the area are tuned in to the sound of the truck and some of
them add their voices, also.
Some places are gated but have a pedestrian
entrance or
have other impediments to getting the truck up close enough
to be sure their arrival is noticed.
The idea is for the UPS tablet they carry to be modified to
produce all of the above mentioned noises and more so when
walking to a distant door they can use it instead of shouting.
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I think, due to the joy of receiving your package (the UPS
driver has quite a bit in common with an elf that delivers
presents in December), their trucks should have a loud
speaker that plays either Three blind mice or Music Box
Dancer played loudly with an irritating bell chorus over a
huge loudspeaker that can be heard for three miles...that
way you are sure to have the house and yard nice and tidy
by the time of the joyful visit. |
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UPS should run for President. |
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^ Tired of undelivered promises? |
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