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Pornoscope

hororscope only for sex
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Pornoscope works exactly like a horoscope, except it only foretells the type of sexual experience you will have on any particular day.

These may range from a purely accidental gimpse of something like a stocking top, to a full blown session in a Motel with a one night stand. The emphasis of Pornoscope is on the illicit, the adventurous, but not the illegal.

Pornoscope runs as a personalised, encrypted app that is built around your date of birth, and will make its forecasts according to your preferences.

xenzag, Mar 09 2025

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       when 'Mars is in Jupiter will take on a whole new meaning
theircompetitor, Mar 09 2025
  

       Well, I suppose it would work, on the same level of accuracy as horoscopes 'work'.
I guess you'd have to do the same sort of tricks. For example, instead of an exact reading, suggest that today might be a good day to seek out some particular experience if you were so inclined.
  

       I must admit I'm not sure there's much of a target market, though. That is, I don't think there's much overlap between those interested in horoscopes and those interested in sex.
Loris, Mar 10 2025
  

       sex[+] hororscope [+] not much of an idea [-]
Voice, Mar 10 2025
  

       Needs more vagueness.
pertinax, Mar 11 2025
  

       What's the charge to actualize the pornoscopation?   

       The first time the prediction doesn't happen the app is dead. You need a follow-up business model.
minoradjustments, Mar 11 2025
  

       //You need a follow-up business model//

That would be the Whoriscope. We make it happen!
Voice, Mar 12 2025
  

       Sort of... zodialectical when you think about it... or not.   

       ...   

       //the prediction doesn't happen//   

       That's why you need the vagueness.
pertinax, Mar 12 2025
  
      
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