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What with all these dot-bombs flaming out these days, second-hand computers often need to be dispensed with for quick cash. Unfortunately for those who wish to sell such equipment, it’s already depreciated to near worthlessness.
Here’s a simple way to add value to these computers:
Use your
high-speed connection to download pornography, and lots of it, to the hard drive of each machine you want to get rid of (or download to a networked file server and distribute appropriately). These value-added machines should then bring in much more at auction then competing, non-pornography filled ones.
The broken laptop someone sold on eBay
http://amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/
Remember to wipe that porn off your laptop before you sell it on eBay [hippo, Jun 17 2006]
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Instead of "Intel Inside" you could have "Porno Inside" stickers. |
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British beef curtains, and pork swords, obviously. |
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Do-able with 2ndHand digital cameras, too. |
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I like that this idea has resurfaced - I still reckon this is not only a good idea, but commercially viable. You would just have to deal with the embarrassment factor - perhaps sell random "value added" HD content (which more often than not contains porn) rather than specifically X-rated hardware? |
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I bought one of these second-hand when the Help The Aged charity shop closed down. I paid good money for a PC stacked with porn, but was very disappointed to find all the birds were over 80 yeard old - it was disgusting I can tell you. If they're gonna sell these things they should have a rating system like for films - 18+, 80+ etc. |
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My fault, I should have seen it coming, in more ways than one. |
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A few years back, there was a problem with the off brand cartoon tapes seen commonly in the checkout lanes of Meijer's, Kroger's, etc.. |
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The cartoons were recorded on old unsold porn movies, and many times the cartoon was much shorter than the movie it was recorded over.. Value added content, indeed! |
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Sort of baked. :-) I bought a 20 GB hard drive on ebay and it came pre-packed with 16 GB of porn. That is 35 hours worth! It was certainly not advertised as such, however. Probably to their loss. |
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I'd buy it! the significant other might have issues though... |
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Why only second hand computers? This could be applied to any used appliance. |
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For sale: Black & Decker espresso maker. Comes boxed and well padded for shipping with old porno magazines including: Nasty Nurses, Dirty Dogcatchers, Filthy Philatelist and something titled "Goop Scoopers" (in un-read condition). |
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Um. If you buy a second hand computer, wouldn't the FIRST thing you do is low level format the drives? |
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And probably boil the keyboard in bleach for good measure. |
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