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Before one could use this book one would have to find the
type of his intestinal bacteria. Then following the guidelines
for that type in the book he would eat as directed to produce
the desired kind of poop.
how is so much
more fun than why...
The Restaurant of Urine-Altering Cuisine
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[phoenix, Jun 21 2011]
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//the right poop// //the desired kind of poop// |
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Allow me. Perhaps you've noticed, like me, after a night of drinking heavily and attempting to consort with the opposite sex, that you probably took a black dump the next morning. |
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Perhaps, unlike me, you consume a diet that is high in iron, and have noticed a certain green tinge to your normally brown excretions. |
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Maybe you want it runny, solid, a little bit yellow and with bits of peanut in it. This book would serve as the instruction manual to manufacture the dook of your choice. |
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There's just so many I don't think I can choose. In fact, I resent being made to choose between poos. |
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oh don't you just love the ones with corn in it? |
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Marjorie Poops (POB) could provide solid or not so solid columnist advice whilst contemplating the various poop procedures. |
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