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I've always thought that a brilliant thing
would be to have a toilet built into your
car. This would help for long road trips,
(especially if you are an astronaut hunting
down an ex-lover's new muse).
It would work like this, you would wear a
sort of an air-tight plastic diaper that
handled
the important genitals
appropriately. The Diaper would then hook
into the car seat by way of a tube
emerging from your fly. During defecation
you would push a button that created a
suction effect within the diaper as to help
with cleanliness. It could even have a built
in wash cycle, considering the diaper is
air-tight.
Afterwards there are two option of what to
do with the waste. One, the easy more
friendly option would be to keep it in a
tank that could be emptied at truck stops
and gas stations. Or my preference is a
cannon built onto the roof of the car,
which the passenger would control, so
when someone cuts you off, or you drive
by a McDonald's you can let them know
how you feel without the noise pollution of
a normal horn.
-Colonel Muffins
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"Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him!"
The chimp's name is Mason, btw. |
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When I scanned this in the recent items page I kept missing the "l" in the title. |
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Welcome to the half bakery, ColonelMeadowMuffins, may I offer you a fishbone. |
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Skimmed. [Galbinus_Caeli] A scan would have revealed the stinky finger for what it is. |
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what [G_C] said
both sentences. |
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No, I wrote two. In separate paragraphs, but a single annotation. |
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Wow this is just disgusting.
//without the noise pollution of a normal horn.// Yes, let us give up our perhaps slightly annoying horns for a complicated, disgusting, graphic, and messy alternative that instead emits fecal pollution. A poo covered fishbone for you. |
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Wow. How did I end up here? |
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//When I scanned this in the recent items page I kept
missing the "l" in the title.//
The poorly-received
sequel to "Goldfinger" |
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You realise that everyone else who asks themselves the same question today has a very easy answer, don't you? |
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[pocmloc] - yes, I know. I was disgusted but also kind of
awed at how horrible it was. |
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The whole "...the important genitals... hook into the car
seat... tube emerging from your fly... suction effect... " |
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And [hippo] - I read the title as missing the "l" too. |
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