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The regular car horn works as it should, but when you *really* want somebody to know you're pissed, you point (over the dashboard) at the target and push The Madder Horn button.
A lid pops open on the hood of your car and a specially trained goose flies out and loudly attacks the driver of the offending
vehicle.
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What does the angry driver do when, to their surprise, a limp
dead goose flops
pathetically out of their car? |
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I think the trick is to pack the auto-nest with a live goose O_o |
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... get stuffed and mounted, both of you. § x1 |
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I see a gap in the market for a mechanical goose manufacturing entrepreneur |
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Why isn't this a horn that squirts red dye? |
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Why is there no mention of a mountain? |
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