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Politicians in underpants olympics charity.

Every year world leaders gather in their underwear and spank each other with horse whips in an arena and other races, broadcast across the globe.

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All the proceeds go to alleviating the damage caused by natural disasters the world leaders failed to prepare for.

—	0_owaffleo_0, Jan 28 2005

fun for the bald and overweight Fun_20for_20the_20bald_20and_20overweight
[benfrost, Jan 30 2005]

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-1 for the image. Or +1. It's horrible, but it's funny.

—	david_scothern, Jan 28 2005

And in our next event the Queen of Denmark will be matched against the King of Norway in the kiddie pool pudding wrestling quarter finals.

—	Zimmy, Jan 30 2005

and they can all play turk's overweight bald man plunger game

—	benfrost, Jan 30 2005

Bush, Blair and Howard would have their underpants well and truly on fire. I'd actually pay to see Condi Rice in burning panties.

—	ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 30 2005