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have you lost your way, sandriana? |
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There's something fishy here. |
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Rather surprisingly, she hasn't busted out the magic words... |
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Sounds rather like the Prairie Squid so beloved of SubGenii around the world. I would include links but they are all quite quite filthy. Just do a Google search on prairie squid. |
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Someone's been reading Gary Larson (thanks jutta) cartoons. |
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[sp: That's Gary Larson, [CoolerKing].] |
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((Insert joke about dragging seamen to their deaths here.)) |
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Not so sure - there's always a danger of someone accidently grabbing you by the tentacles.
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1. how would you keep it alive? (assuming you wanted to, and if you didn't, you would be carrying a dead squid around)
2.what would be the point in having a squid in your pocket? (sorry if I missed it) |
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//1. how would you keep it alive?// Wet pockets.
//2.what would be the point in having a squid in your pocket?//
...erm, wet pockets? Oh, and chromatophoric message transmission (of the phrase "Help, I'm trapped in a pocket!") |
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//having a squid in your pocket// |
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Spend it in the corner shop? As your bus fare? |
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