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Since most women's fashion items contain no pockets, perhaps the pockets couold be built onto the bra.
Could also become the accessory of choice for young female petty theives.
Baked - brings new meaning to the word "packing".
http://www.freerepu...m/a3ad45af14a66.htm
[normzone, May 24 2005]
Hinging Breast Implant
http://www.patently...t.php?patID=6875233
From Patently Silly website [Detly, Jun 12 2005]
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An eminently practical first effort, [dc]. But don't bras already have pockets? If not, when women pull money or a pistol out of their bra, where was it before? |
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now im "not the kind of guy who looks at womens breasts" but wouldnt that make them appear lumpy? |
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These exist for people who have had a mastectomy, but
as
far as I know they're only made by a small Australian
business. |
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There are a wide variety of these already available. Granted, they don't have little shirt-type pockets with a button down flap, but they do have pockets designed to fit foam inserts that allow you to resize your breasts on a daily basis. You could replace the foam inserts with a brace of derringers if you were expecting trouble. |
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<redundant>But don't bras...oh, nevermind. </redundant> |
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Seems it would be more effective to put these just below the cups, just for the sake of not having the items make the bust appear lumpy. Women couldn't wear tight shirts with such a setup, but it would be far more comfortable for the wearer. |
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I'm sure I've seen this anno on another bra-centric suggestion, but why is it always the _men_ that comment on these ideas ? |
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How do you *know* they're all men. They could all be female fetishists. |
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//a brace of derringers // "Ouch! No, I said, what a nice pair of PISTOLS!" |
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I am in the habit of keeping the occasional key or money inside my bra. I once bothered to keep a chapstick in there for seven hours (why don't women's dress clothes have pockets?) and forgot it was in there. Good times. I think I would like to see a woman who kept EVERYTHING in her cups. Haha! Can just see her at the store, "Oh hold on, I have a coupon for that somewhere in here..." |
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While 50 clerks all come running, "Here, ma'am! I'd be happy to help!" |
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//While 50 clerks all come running// |
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...and one security guard. |
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