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A Bra with pouches to enable the wearer to carry around a variety of fruit. The fruit would be quite heavy but by making use of carbon nano tube technology I'm pretty sure a high tensile wire within the bra could take the strain.
'What a lovely pear'
You asked for more info...
http://tinyurl.com/for-snote cf. Porn & Cornucopia [Jinbish, Apr 30 2010]
http://hipadvertisi...9/fruit-of-the-bra/
[rcarty, May 01 2010]
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Just searched for that on the net - not seen it. Do you have a copy to assist with my research? |
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Only if there is matching Y-fronts as well |
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Sorry, [S-note]. Didn't mean to send you on a wild-goose chase. |
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This is a really good idea. |
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Dah! Sorry - bad. Bad. I meant bad. |
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[bigsleep] There's probably a Rule 34 subculture of Carmen
Miranda fetishists who would pay good money for this. But
I'm afraid to Google. |
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I can't believe no one's made a "melons" pun yet. |
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That would be inappropriate. + |
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but is the fruit 4 the wearer to eat? I'd quite like a little pouch for my nuts (peanuts) |
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"I really like your peaches, want to shake your tree..." |
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Don't bewbs get all sweaty and that? How would this
go over on a first date (or anytime): "Care for a snack
I have stashed in my underwear?" |
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On the other hand, alcoholic libations or other illicit
teats, err.. treats.. could be enticing. Yeah, baggies
full of hi-test hooch, each with its own dispensing...
device... "care for a little nip?" .. OK. Stopping now. |
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Prehaps the home brew distillery bra could be up next... |
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