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.... or words below the water line - "IF
YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE UNDER
WATER AND IN THE EARLY STAGES OF
DROWNING - THIS PROCESS CANNOT BE
REVERSED" |
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Under the line you can write (upside down):
"Other way up". |
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With respect, mr hippo, I would suggest that synchronised-swimming instructions on how to create an underwater formation capable of hoisting someone about 1.5 meters are the obvious choice. |
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[methinksnot] There'd have to be an emergency pack of waterproof lipgloss with the instructions. |
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Do you not carry one of those all the time? |
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this might be one of the few points where extinction furthers our species fitness, so why ruin it? |
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A variation might be useful for automobiles, also. Such as "To walk beyond sight of this label may, in cases of snow blindness or heat prostration, end in death." |
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Thanks, this has given me some honest laughs,
which I haven't had in a while. |
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