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I've noticed that a number of HBers are starting to abuse placebos. In order to help reduce this impending crisis I have produced fake placebos to be taken in their stead. A 2 week course of reducing doses should solve most users' dependency.
(?) Fisherman's Friend
http://www.fisherma...nd.com/products.htm
Fleetwood's finest product [oneoffdave, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Maybe we need a 12-step placebo abuse program. For this to work, though, I'm afraid we'll have to charge an up front fee of $1200 per participant. |
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<having joined without paying, Pluterday stands and recites Step 1> |
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I admit I’m powerless over my dual illness of placebo dependency and placebo-placebo dependency – and that I’ve made blissmiss miserable as a result. |
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I don't have a problem, and I'm definitely not in denial. And I'm not paranoid. It's you lot that keep picking on me. |
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I tried these things; they don't work. |
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Isn't he one of the Three Tenors? |
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Maybe you need a higher dosage ? |
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So you're telling me these aren't the real deal??? |
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There is going to have to be a law passed to ban these things – The Placebo and placebo analogue act. |
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If placebos are made out of sugar what are these made out of? Equal? |
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Fisherman's Friends dyed blue |
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Yes, that's why they're not true placebos. Also the licorice powder in them will prevent poeple overdosing. |
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They're only saccharin, which is good because I needed so much insulin to balance my sugar pills. |
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without that awful non-mediciny aftertaste |
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died blue? Hmmm.... viagra placebo? |
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Hypothermia, most likely. |
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Placebo- Placebo-Placebo- Placebo-Placebo..... |
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Placebo Domingo - the world's greatest
operatic mime artist. |
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My doctor said take a placebo - placebo every 2 hours after feeling no pain, you see I just had sugery on my brain. I had brain sugery on my brain. Surgery. |
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I'm waiting for the patented [zen_tom] roll-outable response in which, "you get something that's addictive, try to control the use of it, and end up with ludicrous back-street scenarios." |
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Theres a guy selling something similar at work, called Altoids.....didnt work though - Im now taking Tic - Tacs and Altoids. However he reckons that the M&M's will ease me off them............ |
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