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Finally, a use for all those empty pistachio nut hulls...
Fashion decoration!
Pistachio hull earings! Plain, or covered in glitter!
Pistachio pants, lime-green capris studded with hulls in a decorative pattern!
Pistachio Nut Pasties... eco-clothing (Or whatever one would classify those
little things that go on tatas as..) for strippers!
Ninja fashion caltrops!??
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I almost fishboned you for saying "clothing for strippers." You're pushing a fine line there, boy. |
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Whatever else would you classify pasties and a g-string as? Isn't anything made of fabric and worn on the body classified broadly as "clothing"? :) |
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Pistachio nut hulls are used as art here in Cleveland. Sorry couldn't find a link. They're ugly as sin, and I imagine uncomfortable for sitting. |
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Oh, I freely acknowledge that strippers wear clothing. |
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Strippers shouldn't wear clothing. :) |
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Scratch the Pistachio Pasties then... or rig them to convieniently suffer a costume malfunction at opportune times, like during the Grammies.. or something. :) |
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strippers have to wear clothes.. in order to strip... otherwise they're just naked dancers. |
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What do you mean 'finally a use'?! Surely throughout all this time you've been taking your shells, combining them in a Bitsa way with some blu-tac, cocktail sticks and tissue paper and then re-creating the battles of the Spanish Armada (or similar engagement) in the bath/sink/par pond/dog's bowl/swimming pool? |
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I mean... wear them?! Those're my galleons that woman's dancing in! |
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