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Pinworms spread by laying their eggs at the entrance of
the anus at night, with the resultant irritation causing
the
carrier to scratch themselves in their sleep. Eggs on the
fingers then get spread around the next day as the
carrier
goes about their business.
Because pinworms are non-symptomatic
in adults (apart
from a scratchy butt in the night that they may not
remember) most people don't take medication to
eliminate
them.
The spread of infection could be prevented if everyone
wore a textured rotating buttplug. If itchy in the night,
the
wearer could reach down and turn a key-like handle to
achieve satisfaction without coming into contact with
the
eggs thanks to the guard between the handle and the
plug
itself.
Do not do as I have done.
http://wikieducator...es/1/18/Pinworm.jpg
[rcarty, May 13 2012]
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Amazing. Just truly amazing. |
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You might be able to do something with copper, it's a pretty good biocide. For example, a pair of copper foil lined underpants... |
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You might be able to do something with copper, it's a pretty good biocide. For example, a pair of copper foil lined underpants... |
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Or alternatively an expanding ray, so it expands them (after they come out) to a point you can beat them to death with a toffee hammer. |
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//The spread of infection could be prevented if
everyone wore a textured rotating buttplug.// |
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As if anyone needed a reason! |
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I always recommend a plaster, which has also always worked for
us. |
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//As if anyone needed a reason!// |
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[marked-for-tagline]... and life lesson. |
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//copper foil lined underpants// |
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If you wore copper foil lined underpants and a tin foil lined hat, would the dissimilar metals generate a voltage and turn you into a kind of human lemon-battery? |
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(I'm desperately trying to think about something other than textured rotating buttplugs, here.) |
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More or less speechless than for the pubic silhouette
catalogue? That one set the bar for me. |
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// If you wore copper foil lined underpants and a tin foil lined hat, |
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Probably yes, especially as sweat is likely acidic. Are you perhaps suggesting some bottom-fitted electric fence to zap said worms as they emerge? |
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You could probably arrange something similar with nylon pyjamas and nylon sheets.. |
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This buttplug... does it oscillate? |
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I used to be of the opinion that all learning has value, but then I clicked, and I want to unlearn it. |
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// does it oscillate? // Sorry that particular model is for my
own personal use |
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//I used to be of the opinion that all learning has
value// |
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How long have /you/ been on the Interwebs? |
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Thinking more on this, orbicular batfish..no sorry, that one just slipped out..containment mechanism..sounds more like a mini-tokomak, what with the magnetic bottle and all. |
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Suspect that having that high-powered a magnet affixed to the nether regions might indeed corral the critters, but play havoc with bird migration... |
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I wouldn't suggest discussing this invention at a posh
dinner party. |
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You've pictured it, you can't un-picture it. |
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Make it hollow, with angled holes with a raised lip on the back edge of 'scrape', like a small rotating cheese grater, make the lips smooth and rounded, because you don't want it to 'be' a small rotating cheese grater, eggs and worms will be guided ('scraped?') inside and it can be emptied out somewhere appropriate in the morning, then you'll basically be wearing a small rotating insect trap in your butt. |
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Small battery battery powered zap function optional, zap frequency if set high enough doubles as a small night light for those that want one. |
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This is definitely one of the top Pinworm Containment Mechanism Textured rotating buttplug ideas I've seen in the the last 12 years. In the top ten anyway. |
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