Since the Pinworm Containment Mechanism my Howard-
Hughes-like preoccupation with hygiene has now
developed
to the point that I'm not enjoying showering. My current
options for doing a good job without having to wash
anything gross like a flannel are to use toilet paper,
which
will disintegrate,
or a wet wipe which won't flush.
Neither of these options are particularly appealing
anyway
because I wouldn't want to perform disposal in the
middle
of a shower, and I equally wouldn't want to leave used
paper lying around until I'm done.
The PCM was basically a cross between a lemon squeezer
and a pacifier. For shower time I think this would need
to
be enhanced with a telescopic barrel and a two-piece
cover
that flips open and shut at the pull of a trigger, and a
disposable paper cartridge system.
To help you visualise this, the steps would be:
1. Pull the trigger. The two halves of the cover part and
the telescopic barrel extends to reveal the cartridge
seating
2. Insert the cartridge
3. Aim and apply
4. Release the trigger. The barrel retracts and the cover
closes
5. Put the device to one side until the shower is
complete
6. Pull the trigger over the lavatory and shake until the
cartridge drops away
7. Rinse under the faucet
Does anyone have Philippe Starck's contact details?
And finally: this is (of course) a plug for the latest
update
at http://bakers-half-dozen.blogspot.com