h a l f b a k e r yMay contain nuts.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
|
Amazing. Just truly amazing. |
|
|
You might be able to do something with copper, it's a pretty good biocide. For example, a pair of copper foil lined underpants... |
|
|
You might be able to do something with copper, it's a pretty good biocide. For example, a pair of copper foil lined underpants... |
|
|
Or alternatively an expanding ray, so it expands them (after they come out) to a point you can beat them to death with a toffee hammer. |
|
|
//The spread of infection could be prevented if
everyone wore a textured rotating buttplug.// |
|
|
As if anyone needed a reason! |
|
|
I always recommend a plaster, which has also always worked for
us. |
|
|
//As if anyone needed a reason!// |
|
|
[marked-for-tagline]... and life lesson. |
|
|
//copper foil lined underpants// |
|
|
If you wore copper foil lined underpants and a tin foil lined hat, would the dissimilar metals generate a voltage and turn you into a kind of human lemon-battery? |
|
|
(I'm desperately trying to think about something other than textured rotating buttplugs, here.) |
|
|
More or less speechless than for the pubic silhouette
catalogue? That one set the bar for me. |
|
|
// If you wore copper foil lined underpants and a tin foil lined hat, |
|
|
Probably yes, especially as sweat is likely acidic. Are you perhaps suggesting some bottom-fitted electric fence to zap said worms as they emerge? |
|
|
You could probably arrange something similar with nylon pyjamas and nylon sheets.. |
|
|
This buttplug... does it oscillate? |
|
|
I used to be of the opinion that all learning has value, but then I clicked, and I want to unlearn it. |
|
|
// does it oscillate? // Sorry that particular model is for my
own personal use |
|
|
//I used to be of the opinion that all learning has
value// |
|
|
How long have /you/ been on the Interwebs? |
|
|
Thinking more on this, orbicular batfish..no sorry, that one just slipped out..containment mechanism..sounds more like a mini-tokomak, what with the magnetic bottle and all. |
|
|
Suspect that having that high-powered a magnet affixed to the nether regions might indeed corral the critters, but play havoc with bird migration... |
|
|
I wouldn't suggest discussing this invention at a posh
dinner party. |
|
|
You've pictured it, you can't un-picture it. |
|
|
Make it hollow, with angled holes with a raised lip on the back edge of 'scrape', like a small rotating cheese grater, make the lips smooth and rounded, because you don't want it to 'be' a small rotating cheese grater, eggs and worms will be guided ('scraped?') inside and it can be emptied out somewhere appropriate in the morning, then you'll basically be wearing a small rotating insect trap in your butt. |
|
|
Small battery battery powered zap function optional, zap frequency if set high enough doubles as a small night light for those that want one. |
|
|
This is definitely one of the top Pinworm Containment Mechanism Textured rotating buttplug ideas I've seen in the the last 12 years. In the top ten anyway. |
|
| |