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A sticker for the back of a plane.
"How am I flying? Call 0800 099 0909 and quote flight number and date"
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think you'd want to quote the plane's call sign (written on the side of it) rather than try to work out the flight number, which is a bit of effort. |
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- If you can read this -
- PULL UP !-
- My Leer jet is in the shop -
- Honk if you love Geeses - |
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great gobs of mooses, deers and mices |
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Leer jet == A lascivious aircraft. |
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- If you can read this - - PULL UP MY ZIPPER!- == Printed on old geezer's underpants. |
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Geese + airplanes don't mix... |
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There aren't many flat surfaces on the back of a plane. |
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Easiest way to report is "Center, this is united flight 423, traffic at eleven o'clock appears to be flying erratically", the flight controllers should be able to tell who "traffic at eleven o'clock" is. |
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