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A large gun, about the size of a large rocket launcher, could be used in pillow fights to completely knock out your opponent.
It would be like a PEZ dispenser. Pillows would be stacked in a rectangular gun, and when the trigger is pulled, a blast of air forces the the pillow out of the chamber, projecting
it tward your opponent.
If you really wanted to get rid of somone, instert a small blow torch into the gun, then flip a switch, and when a pillow is launched, a 1 second delay allows the blow torch to ignite special pre-gas-soaked pillows at your opponent, lighting him/her/it on fire, running away, allowing you to win the "pillow fight".
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I'll pass on the flaming options, but I'll take one as soon as you can deliver. |
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My beloved state of California will reflexively limit the amount of pillows it can hold, but I can always go to AZ and buy an illegal magazine for it that can hold a stack of pillows half again my height. |
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American Airlines just removed all pillows from all of their MD80 routes in a cost-savings move. Perhaps the surplus could be acquired from them? |
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Is there a pillow soaking function so one can launch a wet pillow at one's opponent? ***THWACK! drip drip drip*** |
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That'd be my weekend set. |
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