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For remote mining communities and small islands, one of
the biggest problems is ensuring a steady supply of fresh
meat.
For a small(ish) fee, UBCo will breed a large population of
Rock Dove / Columba livia / pigeons on your site and
return them to civilisation / the mainland, with a view to
feeding and keeping the birds until they are needed.
Then, every few days, you simply SMS your requirements
to our highly trained, unimaginative pigeoncote keepers,
who will release the requisite number of birds, which will
fly to their "Home" in order to be butchered by your chef or
yourself, for consumption.
[8 of 7] assures me the same thing is possible with cats, if
we first allow them to shit in your herbaceous borders
before we take them back into our keeping. Not sure you'd
really want to eat a cat, even in a pie.
Other uses for pigeons
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[UnaBubba, May 11 2012]
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UK WWII -> shortages of meat -> sudden rise in inexplicable cat disappearances -> increase of "rabbit" stew on the menu. |
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Unless of course that was the Borg in a 1940's flypast... |
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Best hide this from [po] or things could get ugly, fast. |
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It's not a totally bad idea but I find the title misleading...who's making the pies? |
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That's not the important question. The
important question is "Who gets to eat the
pies? " |
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"Order up for 4 and 20 blackbirds!" |
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