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I think you could bake most of this yourself by getting two cards and then saying one (the platinum one) is stolen, but this is a good idea. (+) |
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Aaaaw!. I wanted mousetraps and crabs located in coat pockets! |
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Thanks for the comments. Good point, you would have to prevent against the cardholder abusing the system. Mousetraps and crabs could work too! |
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add razors to the edges and throw it at fraudsters
- aiming mostly for the neck/face area - for even
more defense |
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[gnomethang] good ideas, but for serious anti-
pick-pocket systems, why not a sharkskin (farmed,
of course--they are already stressed out by
tourists and tv producers) wallet with the teeth
still in? |
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For the dainty evening-out clutches, use (farmed--
ibid) piranha for a toothy lining and clasp (well-
flossed). |
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The serious traveller can have a passport/tickets
holder with a special pop-out feature, triggered
somewhat like air bag systems, algorythms (sic)
involving speed and direction change above
accepted norm set by owner; the pop out
featured will have been slobbered on by a komodo
'dragon' (ecologically sound, no live capture--just
careful swabs taken from normal left-over saliva
around habitat. There might have to be registry
for ownership on this, since komodo dragon drool
is basically bacterial warfare... |
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