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On-Hold Control
on-hold music slick concluding piano flourish
Phone auto-holder
Phone re-hold annoyer
Pick Your On Hold Relaxation Sounds
Practical Joke Robo Operator
Rejoin With Prejudice
RPG: on hold
Shout Switch
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Pick Your On Hold Relaxation Sounds

"You will be put on an extensive 3 to 4 hour hold. Please select one of the following background sounds"

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For babbling brook, press 1.

For summer rainstorm, press 2.

For warm fireplace, press 3.

For purring kitten, press 4.

For obnoxious jazz, press 5. Just kidding, for beach at night, press 5.

—	doctorremulac3, Mar 14 2023

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They don't want you relaxed. They want you frustrated enough to hang up.

—	Voice, Mar 14 2023