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Pet Provision Hotel

book room, pet included
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Many people miss the company of their pets when they travel, but cannot take them with them, so this is a new service that provides the pet of choice for the discerning guest to look after during their stay.

All tastes and choices are provided for: from yappy dog; to strutting poodle; to aloof siamese cats, to snakes in a viv; tarantula in a tank; hamster in cage with diamond rimmed running wheel - Pet Provision Hotel will get what you want for the duration of your stay, no matter how ordinary or exotic.

All pets come with meals and toilet arrangements taken care of unless you want to do that too.

At the end of your stay, the pet will simply return to wait in comfortable surroundings for the next discerning guest to select its company for their visit.

xenzag, Mar 14 2022

Hehehe https://youtu.be/gECTdFXsX-g
[21 Quest, Mar 14 2022]

Arnold at home https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pqQ_qA8drX8
[xenzag, Mar 14 2022]

Apparently, this is a thing! https://www.fodors....-and-rescue-animals
Who knew!? [21 Quest, Mar 15 2022]

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       Guests who don't behave can be tattooed from head to foot with a suitable pattern prior to being skinned and turned into rugs for the front of my fireplace. Their shrunken heads will double up as a "gnawing knob" for next door's dog when he visits.
xenzag, Mar 14 2022
  

       Surely not goats and sheep though right?
21 Quest, Mar 14 2022
  

       For some people, a goat or a sheep is their best friend. Arnold Schwarzenegger for example shares his house with all of his pets, which include a donkey, 3 dogs, and a miniature horse called Whiskey.
xenzag, Mar 14 2022
  

       This could work more efficiently if the pets were from a pet-sitter. That way the people who need to go away without their pets are also serving a purpose by lending their pets out. Oh course careful organizing would be required to have it work.   

       bun for pets +
xandram, Mar 14 2022
  

       (Seen on the internet somewhere...)
Person asked hotel: can I bring my cat? Hotel says: yes!
Person arrives to find cat toys, cat bed, litter box all provided by the hotel.
neutrinos_shadow, Mar 14 2022
  

       That's cool ^
21 Quest, Mar 15 2022
  

       Hell, this could even double as a pet adoption service in partnership with the local shelters. You spend your hotel stay with the little fella, and can choose to adopt or not when you go.
21 Quest, Mar 15 2022
  

       Ok, so it turns out "pet adoption hotels" are totally a thing! Who knew!?
21 Quest, Mar 15 2022
  
      
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