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Many people miss the company of their pets when they travel, but cannot take them with them, so this is a new service that provides the pet of choice for the discerning guest to look after during their stay.
All tastes and choices are provided for: from yappy dog; to strutting poodle; to aloof siamese
cats, to snakes in a viv; tarantula in a tank; hamster in cage with diamond rimmed running wheel - Pet Provision Hotel will get what you want for the duration of your stay, no matter how ordinary or exotic.
All pets come with meals and toilet arrangements taken care of unless you want to do that too.
At the end of your stay, the pet will simply return to wait in comfortable surroundings for the next discerning guest to select its company for their visit.
Hehehe
https://youtu.be/gECTdFXsX-g
[21 Quest, Mar 14 2022]
Arnold at home
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pqQ_qA8drX8
[xenzag, Mar 14 2022]
Apparently, this is a thing!
https://www.fodors....-and-rescue-animals
Who knew!? [21 Quest, Mar 15 2022]
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Guests who don't behave can be tattooed from
head to foot with a suitable pattern prior to being
skinned and turned into rugs for the front of my
fireplace. Their shrunken heads will double up as a
"gnawing knob" for next door's dog when he visits. |
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Surely not goats and sheep though right? |
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For some people, a goat or a sheep is their best friend. Arnold Schwarzenegger for example shares his house with all of his pets, which include a donkey, 3 dogs, and a miniature horse called Whiskey. |
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This could work more efficiently if the pets were
from a pet-sitter. That way the people who need
to go away without their pets are also serving a
purpose by lending their pets out. Oh course
careful organizing would be required to have it
work. |
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(Seen on the internet somewhere...)
Person asked hotel: can I bring my cat?
Hotel says: yes!
Person arrives to find cat toys, cat bed, litter box all provided
by the hotel. |
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Hell, this could even double as a pet adoption service in
partnership with the local shelters. You spend your hotel
stay with the little fella, and can choose to adopt or not
when you go. |
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Ok, so it turns out "pet adoption hotels" are totally a thing!
Who knew!? |
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